Ainsley Harriott

Wow, I know this company does great value but I wasn't quite expecting this. Rather than a cardboard cutout, the actual Ainsley Harriott slipped right out of the box. At first it was great, meeting your idol, doing days out together. But then he started to behave strange. I would wake up in the dead of night and find him watching me sleep. I was okay with it when he used to kiss me good night. But he started getting jealous. Taking over my life. Saying I couldn't see other friends, or tell anyone about him. One day I tried to cook a meal and he just flipped. Threw it on the floor, saying it was all wrong. His cooking is delicious, but now I'm too scared to leave the house. I don't want to make him angry again. He can see through walls, you know. And hear the thoughts inside your head. Sometimes he clips through floors and furniture. He says we are going to be together forever. That our essences are melding into one. And that together we will conquer and subjugate all mortals on this earth, and defeat the forces of Jamie Oliver once and for all. I hope he’s right. 10/10 would buy again.

I live in a student house with 5 other people, sometimes i leave my door open by mistake and im worried about the other students coming into my room and taking stuff that isn't there right to take. This is why i bought Ainsley cut-out. 1) He's very big and bald. A big tough man. Ive placed him in the corner of my room, so when you enter my room you cant see him but when you exit you see him. It has actually scared me many times even though im the one who bought him. 2)I love Ainsley! Thanks! 5/5 + you get a mini cut-out!

Bought as a random gift. Went down a treat. Well worth every penny 😂😂

Excellent product, excellent company!